Void Compiler

The Void Compiler
Optimizes all my code
Into nothingness

Time

Time, out of control
Don't even try to stall it
Always moves forward

Gandalf the Grey

Enormous wizurd
Sez how he is mad, displeased
Invisible doom

These are hard to get to make sense, with the limited vocab.

A dream together
Worship an nekkid elf girl
She ache s 4 moar lurv

A fridge magnet cat.

Mah Sharp Cat Fashuns
A Harbl @ Mah Tiny Foot
I Hate Kitteh Hair

Cajun Cuisine: Nom

Onion and celery,

with a bit of bell pepper:

all hail The Holy Trinity.

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Transmit S.O.S.

To any/all vessels nearby:

We need assistance.

We have a massive hull-breach,

and have launched lifeboats.