Alex Lyman's Haiku

During the Great Seattle Blizzard of February 2019, my co-workers declared "+10 points" for haikus in a randomly created #poetic-musings Slack channel. This was my first entry. The snow falls in clumps The trees bend under the weight Will take my points, please

The Void Compiler Optimizes all my code Into nothingness

Time, out of control Don't even try to stall it Always moves forward

Enormous wizurd Sez how he is mad, displeased Invisible doom

A dream together Worship an nekkid elf girl She ache s 4 moar lurv

Mah Sharp Cat Fashuns A Harbl @ Mah Tiny Foot I Hate Kitteh Hair