Alex Lyman's Haiku

Enormous wizurd Sez how he is mad, displeased Invisible doom

A dream together Worship an nekkid elf girl She ache s 4 moar lurv

Mah Sharp Cat Fashuns A Harbl @ Mah Tiny Foot I Hate Kitteh Hair

Onion and celery, with a bit of bell pepper: all hail The Holy Trinity.

Transmit S.O.S. To any/all vessels nearby: We need assistance. We have a massive hull-breach, and have launched lifeboats.