Alex Lyman's Haiku

The Void Compiler Optimizes all my code Into nothingness

Time, out of control Don't even try to stall it Always moves forward

Enormous wizurd Sez how he is mad, displeased Invisible doom

A dream together Worship an nekkid elf girl She ache s 4 moar lurv

Mah Sharp Cat Fashuns A Harbl @ Mah Tiny Foot I Hate Kitteh Hair

Onion and celery, with a bit of bell pepper: all hail The Holy Trinity.

Soft, gentle, curly, hair Flows down the back of her neck As my lips kiss it

We play hide-and-seek: The snow is easy to find; The sun always wins

The bad day bright side: There is no better reason, to get a nice hug.

@mistahmojo : Dreadlocks are good, but Mohawks have more dB gain —at least in theory

@aurorachrisma : A MacGyver-girl With a makeshift pen slingshot Aims for zombie heads

A cleanly shaved head Opens the mind and the soul Hare Krishna!

After the Jihad The Middle East will still fight. Over Tabs v. Spaces

Einstein-Rosen bridges close quickly, unless held by exotic matter On a side note, this phenomena was posthumously named after Karl Schwazschild, even though he had been dead almost 5 years before anyone even postulated about what are now known as wormholes; and almost 20 before Einstein and Rosen found a solution for them in the Einstein field equations. That’s a damn fine publicist, right there.

Slumber will not come I lay there, awake for now My dreams, free, uncaught

Somali Pirates Attacking our cargo ships Lets be Privateers!

I know what I'll do: go back and kill my grandpa! Screw you, paradox!

Pirates have returned. The prophecy has come true. Awaken the Ninja!

A flash in the sky Then comes the thunderous crack Snow-lightning in Spring!

The small of her back My hand sits there, comfortably It just feels right there